Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: James, Sirius, James/Sirius
Warnings: Smut and swearing
Disclaimers: Harry Potter is JK Rowling's, not mine.
Summary: The number one rule for a Marauder Halloween; anything goes.
My first serious attempt at smutfic. For Spider.
( Here, there be porn )
- Mood:
nervous - Music:Savin' Me (Nickelback)
Chapter Title: Arrival
Fandoms: Twilight/Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: Bellatrix Black will be the main player, along with Edward, of course, Charlie, and all those other sparkly bastards and irritating tropes from Twilight WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BIASED? Oh, and Isabella Swan later on. May have some Bellatrix/Edward, but only in a manipulative-bitch sort of way.
Warnings: Violence, violence, VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE YAY! BLOOD! DEATH! MURDER! SWEARING! FUN THINGS LIKE THAT!
Disclaimers: Twilight is the property of SMeyer, who's quite welcome to it. Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling, who deserves it. So neither of them are mine. I'm only responsible for mashing them together in a bloody, unprofitable, and above all lolsome way.
Summary: LOLOL IZ A BELLA AND A BELLA DO U SEE WHUT I DID THAR?
...ahem...
Bella Black and Bella Swan - one's a sadistic seventh-year Slytherin, the other's a 'normal' and adorably clumsy teenage hormone-heap. What happens when they suddenly swap lives? Well, a bloodbath in Forks, to start with... Violent, bloody fun, which is TOTALLY SERIOUS in its respect for both canons!
( Let the epic Bella-rage... BEGIN! )
- Mood:
amused - Music:When We Die (BFS)
Chapter Title: Under The Quicksilver Rain
Fandom: The Book Thief
Characters/pairings: Rudy/Liesel
Warnings: Violence, death, and some bad language. Spoilers for the book.
Disclaimers: The Book Thief is the property of Markus Zusak, who is an effing genius.
Summary: What would have happened if Rudy had survived the bombing of Himmel Street?
A/N: This was so not how I intended to finish the story. =/ It just ran away with me, and this felt like an ending. Carrying on past this chapter would have been a mistake, I think.
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( Of water; rain and tears )
- Mood:
didn't want this to end - Music:I'll Melt With You (Modern English)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: Regulus and Sirius. Gen.
Warnings: Character death, spoilers for the whole series, some swearing.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the property of JK Rowling, of course.
Summary: What lies beyond the veil? Reunions, that's what.
A/N: Pretty much a spiritual sequel to To Your Health, a fact made more remarkable by the realisation that I wrote this one first. Like... with two months between them kind of first.
Dedicated to Spider, because this is very heavily affected by how she plays Sirius, and also because I loves her muchly. :3
( I'm starting to look like a one-trick pony now, aren't I? )
- Mood:
working - Music:Mehr Als Perfekt (Christina Stuermer)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: Regulus, and a little bit of Kreacher. Total gen (because nothing will ever convince me that Regulus is not asexual)
Warnings: Character death, spoilers for... well, quite possibly the whole series, but definitely DH.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the property of JK Rowling, as is most of the skeleton of this story, to be honest.
Summary: Thought-tracking of Regulus' final moments.
A/N: This (like quite a lot of my stories ^-^') has the basis of its backstory in RP rather than story canon, to be totally honest. On that basis, it's dedicated to Spider, who helped me build my Reggie-muse up and semi-beta'd this fic, Gem, and everyone else at M&M, because they're just awesome!
( A toast! )
- Mood:
blah - Music:In My Secret Life (Leonard Cohen)
Chapter Title: Tangled Lives
Fandom: The Book Thief
Characters/pairings: Rudy/Liesel
Warnings: Violence, death, and some bad language. Spoilers for the book.
Disclaimers: The Book Thief is the property of Markus Zusak, who is an effing genius.
Summary: What would have happened if Rudy had survived the bombing of Himmel Street?
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( Of reunions and rifts )
- Mood: exhausted
- Music:Hallelujah (Jeff Buckley)
Chapter Title: A Time For Tears
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters/pairings: Pretty much as canon, plus OMC
Warnings: Violence, possible spoilers, character deaths
Disclaimers: Lord of the Rings belongs to the estate of JRR Tolkien; only Nick is mine
Summary: Changes ripple outwards from the smallest of actions, becoming stronger, more powerful. A butterfly flaps its wings, and a hurricane begins. A stranger from another world saves Boromir's life, and the storm that begins could destroy Arda forever.
A/N: Beta'd by
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greeneyespurple, so thank you. You're a lifesaver. Chapter index
( Death, doom, and near-drowning. )
Chapter Title: A Heart, Once Broken
Fandom: The Book Thief
Characters/pairings: Rudy/Liesel
Warnings: Violence, death, and some bad language. Spoilers for the book.
Disclaimers: The Book Thief is the property of Markus Zusak, who is an effing genius.
Summary: What would have happened if Rudy had survived the bombing of Himmel Street?
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( Of rain, memories, and visitors )
Chapter: 1 - Change Happens
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: The Marauders, plus Lily. There may well be any or all of the following; Lily/James, Sirius/James, Sirius/Remus
Warnings: Genderbending, swearing, and total idiocy.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. Who would probably be very disturbed.
Summary: A Valentine's potion gone wrong leaves Sirius' hair pink, James with... womanly parts, and God only knows what's happened to Peter and Remus. Crack ensues.
A/N: Um. Yeah.
It was this RP, you see...
- Mood: okay
- Music:Critical Acclaim (Avenged Sevenfold)
Genre: Romantic
Warnings: MxM romance, gratuitious Latin.
Summary: Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. They're just words droned in a Latin lesson, but he takes them to heart.
A/N: This was written for the
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brigits_flameweek 3 prompt, Caesar. I hurried to write it, because we were going away, didn't manage, and borrowed a computer off the people we're staying with, instead. ^.~ It will suffice. I'm not as proud of this story as I was at its conception - I think it might be a bit clumsy towards the end
And I really don't know where all this sap is coming from...
Well, anyway. Enjoy!
( Hail, Caesar, we who are about to die salute you. )
- Mood: tired
Genre: Romantic
Warnings: No.
Summary: Some people just clash. I always believed that.
A/N: This was written (hurriedly) for the Week 2 prompt at
brigits_flame- 'Oil And Vinegar'. Yes, I'm just that unimaginative. Anyway. Last-ditch attempt. Enjoy!
( My mother always told me... )
Genre: Tenth Walker, angst, AU
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters/pairings: Pretty much as canon, plus OMC
Warnings: Violence, character death, and Tenth Walker, which may be warning enough.
Summary: Changes ripple outwards from the smallest of actions, becoming stronger, more powerful. A butterfly flaps its wings, and a hurricane begins. A stranger from another world saves Boromir's life, and the storm that begins could destroy Arda forever.
Chapter 1 - Stranger In A Strange Land
Chapter 2 - And So We Learn
Chapter 3 - Thicker Than Water
- Mood: done indexing now
- Music:If You Can Dream (Disney)
Genre: Parody/Humour
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings in theory, but mainly FF.net. :p
Characters/pairings: Vaguely as canon, but with added Sue.
Warnings: Crack. People who write Tenth Walker fics for serious may feel pretty damn insulted.
Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings belongs to Tolkien, who must be turning in his grave.
Summary: My name is Siltasuvi Araeina Raven Tri’shah Iuhlmati Ellenor Isabella Geliarae Arwen Sarabelle Kitsune Hmrevenueandcustoms Smith, and I'm the one fated to save Middle-Earth.
No, really.
Why are you looking at me so disbelievingly?
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
- Mood: indexing fucking everyone
- Music:Everything You Want (Lifehouse)
Story Title: The Meaning of Life
Genre: AU, angst/romance
Fandom: The Book Thief
Characters/pairings: Rudy/Liesel
Warnings: Violence, death, and some bad language. Spoilers for the book.
Disclaimers: The Book Thief is the property of Markus Zusak, who is an effing genius.
Summary: What would have happened if Rudy had survived the bombing of Himmel Street? Full-length AU based on that idea.
1 - Life Goes On
2 - Beginnings & Endings
3 - The Way To Hell
4 - Reflections In A Broken Mirror
5 - Kalte Spuren
6 - Lost In The Shadows
7 - A Heart, Once Broken
8 - Tangled Lives
9 - Under The Quicksilver Rain
- Mood: Still 'index fucking everyone'
- Music:Extraordinary - Liz Phair
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, swearing, length, swearing, character deaths (although I should think they'll mostly be canonical ones), and spoilers for the whole Dark Tower series and most of Hellblazer. Did I mention swearing?
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King. The title is from the song of the same name by Shinedown.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
Chapter 1 - Last Standing Man
Chapter 2 - Finding The Ways
Chapter 3 - Dungeons & Demons
Chapter 4 - The Standing Man Stands
Chapter 5 - Sheer Bloody-Mindedness
- Mood:
index fucking everyone - Music:Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves (Cher)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: Sheer Bloody-Mindedness (5)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: FEAR THE BIG BLOCK O' TEXT! I knew there was a reason I double-spaced paragraphs...
Alternative to 'sheer bloody-minded stupidity' in the last section, by the way, is 'duct tape', a worldview to which I thoroughly ascribe.
Semi-beta'd (read, skipped over by) yarukage and whoever playsmordredeschain (sorry, don't really know what else to call you)
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( Chapter 5 - Sheer Bloody-Mindedness )- Mood: listless
- Music:Beauty From Pain (Superchick)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: The Standing Man Stands (4)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: This coincidence still amuses me; so I was looking for a version of 'Careless Love', because I don't know the lyrics. First version to come up on YouTube; Careless Love, by Odetta. Actually, more precisely, it was titled Careless Love / Odetta
Count the characters in that (not counting spaces)
Yup. Nineteen. That proves it.
Semi-beta'd (read, skipped over by) yarukage and whoever playsmordredeschain (sorry, don't really know what else to call you)
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( Chapter 4 - The Standing Man Stands )- Mood: crazy
- Music:Hellfire (Disney's HonD)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: Dungeons & Demons (3)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: This chapter's been finished for a while now, too. I've been waiting for gkingsley to get back to me with betaing notes, but it doesn't look like I'm getting them any time soon, so I'm posting without, which is not to say that I wouldn't still appreciate those notes, or that I'm not grateful.
Semi-beta'd (read, skipped over) by yarukage and whoever playsmordredeschain (sorry, don't really know what else to call you)
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( Dungeons & Demons )- Mood: busy
- Music:Pretty Girl (Sugarcult)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: Remus, some Remus/Tonks and Remus/Sirius if you squint.
Warnings: Spoilers for OotP
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. Who is not me.
Summary: Remus reflects on what went before, and mourns what he has lost.
A/N: This was written about a year ago, when my granny had just died and I was kind of depressed. So... um... angst. Lots of angst.
( Dear Sirius... )
- Mood: silly
- Music:Rumour in Saint Petersburg (Russian version) (Anastasia)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: Finding The Ways (2)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: This chapter's been finished for... ooh, a couple of months. I've been waiting for gkingsley to get back to me with betaing notes, but it doesn't look like I'm getting them any time soon, so I'm posting without. Come back,gkingsley, all is forgiven!
(Seriously, though, if you want to send me the beta'd version, I'm quite happy to edit. I just don't want it to hang around on my computer until my hard drive gets wiped again... although I suppose it is posted on FF.net...)
Anyway, without further ado... Chapter 2! Enjoy!
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( Constantine does not approve of America. At all. )- Mood: cold
- Music:I Am - Hillary Duff
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