Chapter: 1 - Change Happens
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: The Marauders, plus Lily. There may well be any or all of the following; Lily/James, Sirius/James, Sirius/Remus
Warnings: Genderbending, swearing, and total idiocy.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. Who would probably be very disturbed.
Summary: A Valentine's potion gone wrong leaves Sirius' hair pink, James with... womanly parts, and God only knows what's happened to Peter and Remus. Crack ensues.
A/N: Um. Yeah.
It was this RP, you see...
- Mood:
okay - Music:Critical Acclaim (Avenged Sevenfold)
Genre: Romantic
Warnings: MxM romance, gratuitious Latin.
Summary: Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. They're just words droned in a Latin lesson, but he takes them to heart.
A/N: This was written for the
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brigits_flameweek 3 prompt, Caesar. I hurried to write it, because we were going away, didn't manage, and borrowed a computer off the people we're staying with, instead. ^.~ It will suffice. I'm not as proud of this story as I was at its conception - I think it might be a bit clumsy towards the end
And I really don't know where all this sap is coming from...
Well, anyway. Enjoy!
( Hail, Caesar, we who are about to die salute you. )
- Mood:
tired
Genre: Romantic
Warnings: No.
Summary: Some people just clash. I always believed that.
A/N: This was written (hurriedly) for the Week 2 prompt at
brigits_flame- 'Oil And Vinegar'. Yes, I'm just that unimaginative. Anyway. Last-ditch attempt. Enjoy!
( My mother always told me... )
Genre: Tenth Walker, angst, AU
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters/pairings: Pretty much as canon, plus OMC
Warnings: Violence, character death, and Tenth Walker, which may be warning enough.
Summary: Changes ripple outwards from the smallest of actions, becoming stronger, more powerful. A butterfly flaps its wings, and a hurricane begins. A stranger from another world saves Boromir's life, and the storm that begins could destroy Arda forever.
Chapter 1 - Stranger In A Strange Land
Chapter 2 - And So We Learn
Chapter 3 - Thicker Than Water
- Mood:
done indexing now - Music:If You Can Dream (Disney)
Genre: Parody/Humour
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings in theory, but mainly FF.net. :p
Characters/pairings: Vaguely as canon, but with added Sue.
Warnings: Crack. People who write Tenth Walker fics for serious may feel pretty damn insulted.
Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings belongs to Tolkien, who must be turning in his grave.
Summary: My name is Siltasuvi Araeina Raven Tri’shah Iuhlmati Ellenor Isabella Geliarae Arwen Sarabelle Kitsune Hmrevenueandcustoms Smith, and I'm the one fated to save Middle-Earth.
No, really.
Why are you looking at me so disbelievingly?
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
- Mood:
indexing fucking everyone - Music:Everything You Want (Lifehouse)
Story Title: The Meaning of Life
Genre: AU, angst/romance
Fandom: The Book Thief
Characters/pairings: Rudy/Liesel
Warnings: Violence, death, and some bad language. Spoilers for the book.
Disclaimers: The Book Thief is the property of Markus Zusak, who is an effing genius.
Summary: What would have happened if Rudy had survived the bombing of Himmel Street?
Full-length AU based on that idea.
1 - Life Goes On
2 - Beginnings & Endings
3 - The Way To Hell
4 - Reflections In A Broken Mirror
5 - Kalte Spuren
6 - Lost In The Shadows
- Mood: Still 'index fucking everyone'
- Music:Extraordinary - Liz Phair
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, swearing, length, swearing, character deaths (although I should think they'll mostly be canonical ones), and spoilers for the whole Dark Tower series and most of Hellblazer. Did I mention swearing?
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King. The title is from the song of the same name by Shinedown.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
Chapter 1 - Last Standing Man
Chapter 2 - Finding The Ways
Chapter 3 - Dungeons & Demons
Chapter 4 - The Standing Man Stands
Chapter 5 - Sheer Bloody-Mindedness
- Mood:
index fucking everyone - Music:Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves (Cher)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: Sheer Bloody-Mindedness (5)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: FEAR THE BIG BLOCK O' TEXT! I knew there was a reason I double-spaced paragraphs...
Alternative to 'sheer bloody-minded stupidity' in the last section, by the way, is 'duct tape', a worldview to which I thoroughly ascribe.
Semi-beta'd (read, skipped over by) ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
yarukage and whoever playsmordredeschain (sorry, don't really know what else to call you)
Chapter index
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( Chapter 5 - Sheer Bloody-Mindedness )- Mood: listless
- Music:Beauty From Pain (Superchick)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: The Standing Man Stands (4)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: This coincidence still amuses me; so I was looking for a version of 'Careless Love', because I don't know the lyrics. First version to come up on YouTube; Careless Love, by Odetta. Actually, more precisely, it was titled Careless Love / Odetta
Count the characters in that (not counting spaces)
Yup. Nineteen. That proves it.
Semi-beta'd (read, skipped over by) yarukage and whoever playsmordredeschain (sorry, don't really know what else to call you)
Chapter index
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( Chapter 4 - The Standing Man Stands )- Mood: crazy
- Music:Hellfire (Disney's HonD)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: Dungeons & Demons (3)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: This chapter's been finished for a while now, too. I've been waiting for gkingsley to get back to me with betaing notes, but it doesn't look like I'm getting them any time soon, so I'm posting without, which is not to say that I wouldn't still appreciate those notes, or that I'm not grateful.
Semi-beta'd (read, skipped over) by yarukage and whoever playsmordredeschain (sorry, don't really know what else to call you)
Chapter index
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( Dungeons & Demons )- Mood: busy
- Music:Pretty Girl (Sugarcult)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: Remus, some Remus/Tonks and Remus/Sirius if you squint.
Warnings: Spoilers for OotP
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. Who is not me.
Summary: Remus reflects on what went before, and mourns what he has lost.
A/N: This was written about a year ago, when my granny had just died and I was kind of depressed. So... um... angst. Lots of angst.
( Dear Sirius... )
- Mood: silly
- Music:Rumour in Saint Petersburg (Russian version) (Anastasia)
Title: A Place Beyond The Sun
Chapter: Finding The Ways (2)
Fandom: Hellblazer/The Dark Tower
Characters/pairings: John Constantine and pretty much everyone in DT canon.
Warnings: All the things you'd associate with Constantine - swearing, violence, and swearing. Did I mention the swearing?
Also, let's drop in a warning for the long.
Disclaimers: Hellblazer and John Constantine are property of DC Comics. The Dark Tower series is property of Stephen King.
Summary: The third door Roland opened could have led to anyone. What if the person it had led to was somebody ruthless, battle-hardened, and cynical - in short, what if it had led to John Constantine?
A/N: This chapter's been finished for... ooh, a couple of months. I've been waiting for gkingsley to get back to me with betaing notes, but it doesn't look like I'm getting them any time soon, so I'm posting without. Come back,gkingsley, all is forgiven!
(Seriously, though, if you want to send me the beta'd version, I'm quite happy to edit. I just don't want it to hang around on my computer until my hard drive gets wiped again... although I suppose it is posted on FF.net...)
Anyway, without further ado... Chapter 2! Enjoy!
Chapter index
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( Constantine does not approve of America. At all. )- Mood: cold
- Music:I Am - Hillary Duff
Genre: Not sure... hm... retrospective?
Warnings: No.
Summary: There was a ranch back home, which had always been there and always would be. And once, there was a girl.
A/N: This was written for the Week One topic at
brigits_flame - 'Ranch'. It's taken me ages to come up with anything, mostly because I'm not 100% sure of what even counts as a ranch. Then I was sitting in a graveyard, eating my lunch (I'm really not as morbid as that makes me sound), and this just came to me. That was a couple of days ago. Then the exams scrambled my brain, and I didn't actually remember it until now. XD
( What you are about to read is absolutely, 100%, a lie. Otherwise known as fiction. )
- Mood: crazy
- Music:Gunslinger (Avenged Sevenfold)
Chapter Title: Thicker Than Water
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters/pairings: Pretty much as canon, plus OMC
Warnings: Violence, possible spoilers.
Disclaimers: Lord of the Rings belongs to the estate of JRR Tolkien.
Summary: Changes ripple outwards from the smallest of actions, becoming stronger, more powerful. A butterfly flaps its wings, and a hurricane begins. A stranger from another world saves Boromir's life, and the storm that begins could destroy Arda forever.
A/N: Um.
Enjoy?
Beta'd by greeneyespurple . Thanks!
1 - Stranger In A Strange Land
2 - And So We Learn
- Mood:
frustrated - Music:Feuer Frei! (Rammstein)
Chapter Title: Lost In The Shadows
Fandom: The Book Thief
Characters/pairings: Rudy/Liesel
Warnings: Violence, death, and some bad language. Spoilers for the book.
Disclaimers: The Book Thief is the property of Markus Zusak, who is an effing genius.
Summary: What would have happened if Rudy had survived the bombing of Himmel Street?
1 - Life Goes On
2 - Beginnings & Endings
3 - The Way To Hell
4 - Reflections In A Broken Mirror
5 - Kalte Spuren
( Of shadows, spiders, and suits )
- Mood: tired
- Music:Look After You (The Fray)
Chapter: 3 (Suvi's POV)
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings in theory, but mainly FF.net. :p
Characters/pairings: Vaguely as canon, but with added Sue.
Warnings: Crack. People who write Tenth Walker fics for serious may feel pretty damn insulted.
Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings belongs to Tolkien, who must be turning in his grave.
Summary: My name is Siltasuvi Araeina Raven Tri’shah Iuhlmati Ellenor Isabella Geliarae Arwen Sarabelle Kitsune Hmrevenueandcustoms Smith, and I'm the one fated to save Middle-Earth.
No, really.
Why are you looking at me so disbelievingly?
A/N: I needed a crack break at this point. So I had one. XD
It occurs to me that at some point, I should probably thank
yarukage, who reads through this stuff every time I finish a chapter, then tells me I'm awesome for writing it and the best twin sister she's ever had. Yeah, it's a bit of a backhanded compliment, isn't it? =/ Thanks anyway, yarukage. Chapter 1
Chapter 2
( Suvi's Tears )
- Mood: pissed off
- Music:These Days (Rascal Flatts)
Title: Middle Earth And How I Saved It (or, Who Cares About Some Tacky Ring Anyway?)
Chapter: 2 (Legolas' POV)
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings in theory, but mainly FF.net. :p
Characters/pairings: Vaguely as canon, but with added Sue.
Warnings: Crack. People who write Tenth Walker fics for serious may feel pretty damn insulted.
Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings belongs to Tolkien, who must be turning in his grave.
Summary: My name is Siltasuvi Araeina Raven Tri’shah Iuhlmati Ellenor Isabella Geliarae Arwen Sarabelle Kitsune Hmrevenueandcustoms Smith, and I'm the one fated to save Middle-Earth.
No, really.
Why are you looking at me so disbelievingly?
A/N: I mean absolutely no offence towards Legolas, even though he gets right up my nose.
Chapter 1
- Mood: life hates me
- Music:I'm A Bitch, I'm A Lover (Meredith Brooks)
Chapter: 1 (Suvi's POV)
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings in theory, but mainly FF.net. :p
Characters/pairings: Vaguely as canon, but with added Sue.
Warnings: Crack. People who write Tenth Walker fics for serious may feel pretty damn insulted.
Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings belongs to Tolkien, who must be turning in his grave.
Summary: My name is Siltasuvi Araeina Raven Tri’shah Iuhlmati Ellenor Isabella Geliarae Arwen Sarabelle Kitsune Hmrevenueandcustoms Smith, and I'm the one fated to save Middle-Earth.
No, really.
Why are you looking at me so disbelievingly?
A/N: It provides a light relief from angst. That is all.
( Suvi and George )
- Mood: blah
- Music:Hier Komm Ich Her (from Spirit:Stallion of the Cimmaron XD)
Fandoms: Doctor Who; Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Characters/pairings: In this chapter, Nine, Trillian, Zaphod, Arthur, Ford and (briefly) Marvin.
Warnings: Crack and bad language. The usual fare, in other words.
Disclaimers: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC. HHGTTG belongs (/ed?) to Douglas Adams.
Summary: Nine ends up crash-landing in the cabin of the Heart of Gold.
A/N: I need to learn self control, and that fic-writing =/= revision. I also need a canon update, I think, because Nine is turning out far too Ten-ish. =/
Dedicated, once again, to
insaneslasher, masterfedora, and my semi-beta yarukage. Chapter 1
- Mood: tired
- Music:Nichts Immer Leicht (The Wise Guys)
Chapter Title: Kalte Spuren
Fandom: The Book Thief
Characters/pairings: Rudy/Liesel
Warnings: Violence, death, and some bad language. Spoilers for the book.
Disclaimers: The Book Thief is the property of Markus Zusak, who is an effing genius. The song 'Kalte Spuren', which inspired this chapter, is by Schandmaul, and is, incidentally, my theme song for the Holocaust. I think that makes me a bad person. =/
Summary: What would have happened if Rudy had survived the bombing of Himmel Street?
1 - Life Goes On
2 - Beginnings & Endings
3 - The Way To Hell
4 - Reflections In A Broken Mirror
( Of soup, baths, and broken hearts )
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A/N (translation note): For those who don't know, 'bitte' or 'bitte schön' is the German equivalent of 'you're welcome'. And for those who do, yes, it should technically have been the second one.- Mood: EXAAAAMS!
- Music:I Dare You To Move (Switchfoot)
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